Inherently Disordered. O RLY?
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cabensonI guess there was a meeting of the American Catholic Bishops and they came up with, and approved a gay-ministry guideline. According to this "guideline", queers are welcomed by the Catholic Church, told that having same-sex inclinations is NOT considered a sin, but ACTING on this inclination will send us to the fiery depths of hell. Homosexuality is deemed "inherently disordered" and if we have the HomoSex, we can't have the Communion. We also shouldn't be allowed to adopt children cause God only knows what we would DO with children. Oh and for all you Catholic straighties out there, if you are practicing birth control by an artificial means, you get no wafer either.
I would love to stand up in the middle of communion, wearing a shirt that reads, "I used to be a Queer Catholic, but I have been saved. Now I'm just a Queer!" and yell at the top of my lungs that the Catholic Church is filled with hypocrites, misogynistic assholes, political spinners and pedophilic monsters, all the while flinging condoms at all the married couples in attendance and spitting Holy Water through the gap in my front teeth which I don't have but I WOULD create for this occasion. Then I would go plant a big kiss on Sr. Mary Hot Nun, grab the holy wine and make a run for it out through the stained-glass window. Stick that kind of disorder in your chalice and suck on it, Bishop McCoverups!
I would love to stand up in the middle of communion, wearing a shirt that reads, "I used to be a Queer Catholic, but I have been saved. Now I'm just a Queer!" and yell at the top of my lungs that the Catholic Church is filled with hypocrites, misogynistic assholes, political spinners and pedophilic monsters, all the while flinging condoms at all the married couples in attendance and spitting Holy Water through the gap in my front teeth which I don't have but I WOULD create for this occasion. Then I would go plant a big kiss on Sr. Mary Hot Nun, grab the holy wine and make a run for it out through the stained-glass window. Stick that kind of disorder in your chalice and suck on it, Bishop McCoverups!
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Date: 2006-11-16 02:22 pm (UTC)Now, I've heard something like this before...when was it? Oh, yeah, now I remember. It's the same bullshit some of my Baptist relatives espoused when they found out I was gay, thinking they were being all progressive: "We know you were born that way, noir_moll, but if you act on those dirty, dirty perverted feelings, you're destined for a miserable life and eternity in hell." Ugh.
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Date: 2006-11-17 12:28 am (UTC)