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[cabenson]

Well, Friendslist, the time has come to make a very difficult announcement. After seven wonderful years with Mrs. CB, I have decided to leave her so I can be with My Hawt New Boyfriend. I think I'd be a beautiful bride to Mr. Bowl-cut Shooterman. Only in Central Ohio people, only in Central Ohio.

There has been some craziness, and some sadness in the news recently. Sadness first, Lauren Crowley , a beautiful young TV reporter at my favorite local news station died suddenly after a short illness that was related to a car accident she was involved in last month. I remember telling Mrs. CB that we should watch this girl's career, she was that damn good. Such a loss.

Crazy news includes that whack job nutter JMK and the Jon Benet case. More creepy details surface about this guy every day. And then there is the I Meow at You, Biotch! neighborly feud. Idiot of the day award goes to Mom,I swear, I'm not touching myself down there.

Slow days at work = NewsJunky CB getting her fix.

Comments

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

God, that hairstyle went out around. . . 1066.

Seriously. I've seen in representations of men (specifically archers, I think) from the 11th and 12th Centuries. It's Anglo-Norman. And in that context, it looks okay.

In jailhouse orange, however, it's not quite so convincing.

But still, he has a haunted house? Hell, I'd want to go see it, and I'd probably end up with an ass full of buckshot.

And hey, if you steal a meme from me, you've got to fill mine out :P

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

The house is supposedly an urban legend. I almost feel bad for him-I mean how many times have people just walked onto his property and knocked on his door or windows at all hours? And all to see his skeery hair cut?