CB's Flipped her Disc Contest

[cabenson]

Severe back pain (but no nerve involvement)+ 3 days off + lots of fresh drugs = stoned and happy CB :)

It's nothing major, but the disc has slipped AGAIN...and I don't know how it happened. I am almost standing straight again...almost.

So I ask you my dear flist, do you know how I slipped the disc in my lower back? Were you a witness to my madness, or maybe the cause? Amuse me people for I am homebound for the next 60 hours.Wine and Vicoden for the winner. Cheers!!

Comments

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

everyone knows you threw your back out trying that kama sutra shit with stephanie march. and now you're really being INSUFFERABLE by having us all repeat it.

we're jealous, ok?! get over yourself.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

we're jealous, ok?!
Well, as long as you can admit it...

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

how many times have we warned you - no table dancing after a fifth of gin?

:: shakes head ::

poor stud

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

no table dancing after a fifth of gin?
Not how it happened...I HATE gin :)

[sing1118.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure it involves some inventive sex.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I think that even mentioning sex to a person in my condition is just cruel and ev01. :)

[saveferris.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was wine and Vicodin? LOL

Sorry to hear you flipped, er um, slipped your disc.

You have wine & Vicodin. Be careful.

You also have Mrs. CB. Be careful. d;-)

[[non-back-pain-exacerbating hugs]]

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thanks for thye hugs, D. Looks like it was a result of traveling to the RenFest-still not able to travel more than an hour and walk around all day :(

PS. Glad Tucker is feeling better. Fat Ass is starting to grow some fur back.

[saveferris.livejournal.com]

Hey!

Well. At least you know the cause.

How much more 'unofficial' recuperation do you require before you can totally RenFest-out and portray the wench we all know you to be? d;-)

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Listen, next time limber up before you try the tantric sex tricks, eh?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I really hate that for me, Safe Sex=stretching beforehand.

[sweetgingertea.livejournal.com]

You should know you don't have to get that close to the TV to see Lahbib's boobs. Try using zoom on the remote next time!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

But...but...they are SO wonderful! Even more so on the 40" :)


Ahhh....boobies.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

It was hours before the crucial Game 4 of the ALDS. You were scheduled to start for the Yankees and save our asses. Warming up in the bullpen, you noticed that once again Mariano Rivera brought tequila shooters, and then you were "horsing around" with Jeter, and...bam. Slipped disk. They made A-Rod carry you to the ambulance, which further crushed his confidence. And so we lost, and so begins my long autumn of discontent.

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

allow me to pass you a giant flaming shot of rubbing alcohol... it's going to be a looong offseason full of rumors. goddamn yankees. ::sigh::

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we're gonna need all kinds of alcohol to get through this. There's a lot of deadweight on the team that needs to go....Cause Jeter Christ, what a fucking flameout!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I should have expected to get the blame for their loss. Bastards!

They made A-Rod carry you to the ambulance, which further crushed his confidence.
His confidence was fine enough to keep telling me, "Hold on to my big bat so you don't fall, amigo!" I kept asking for more pine tar.

[annebd.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Vicodin. Yummy. Sorry about the disc, but yay for legal drugs!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Yay is right!

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

First, before I tell you how you slipped your disc, I am happy to say my farm team won, and your did not. Or, in other words, my farm team's affiliate eliminated your farm team's affiliate.

Okay, you slipped your disc and are on drugs- can you read this?
I think you having a talk with Bruin about his biting habit. And just when you thought you were making some headway with him, he let you know who is really boss and hurled himself into a flying pin-down on you.

am I close?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Okay, you slipped your disc and are on drugs- can you read this?
Nope.

Bruin is a saint! He would never harm me. Well, except for the 40 or 50 times he's tried to trip me on the basement stairs, but...he loves me!!! Actually, he ahs been a wonderful nurse-kitty.

That's all right, The Yanks have pulled out of Columbus which sets us up to get Cincy or The Indians in 2009. No more Deter Bobbleheads for me :(

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Deter= Derek Jeter + CB on drugs :)