cabenson: (Question of the day)
[personal profile] cabenson
Yesterday, after having lunch (margaritas!!) and getting some crap for the house, Mrs. CB and I hit the comic book store. Nothing grabbed our attention (except for the convo between two guys who will both NEVER get laid) so we grabbed a couple of the local indy rags and went home.

Later, Mrs. CB read the following personal ad:

Professional, Jewish shemale priest ISO (in search of) para or quadraplegic Asian ladyboy for nude communion and wheelchair races.

People really submit this stuff?!


So my question is:

If you were to write your LJ personal ad, how would it read?

Anonymous comments welcome and IP tracking is turned off, so be honest and have at it.

I gotta take fat bastard to the vet

Date: 2007-07-06 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sooozie1982.livejournal.com
That is..a really specific personal ad. Haha.

Idiot seeks clingy, childish, manipulative man for a few years of mind games. Must either be attached to mom's apron strings, or totally estranged. Normal men need not apply.

At least, that should be my personal. That's all I can attract it seems! Haha!

Date: 2007-07-06 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com
You poor thing! You know that ad is just gonna attract Rob even more.

How is old mfans.com anyway?

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