CB's Question of the Day
Jul. 6th, 2007 10:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonYesterday, after having lunch (margaritas!!) and getting some crap for the house, Mrs. CB and I hit the comic book store. Nothing grabbed our attention (except for the convo between two guys who will both NEVER get laid) so we grabbed a couple of the local indy rags and went home.
Later, Mrs. CB read the following personal ad:
Professional, Jewish shemale priest ISO (in search of) para or quadraplegic Asian ladyboy for nude communion and wheelchair races.
People really submit this stuff?!
So my question is:
If you were to write your LJ personal ad, how would it read?
Anonymous comments welcome and IP tracking is turned off, so be honest and have at it.
I gotta take fat bastard to the vet
Later, Mrs. CB read the following personal ad:
Professional, Jewish shemale priest ISO (in search of) para or quadraplegic Asian ladyboy for nude communion and wheelchair races.
People really submit this stuff?!
So my question is:
If you were to write your LJ personal ad, how would it read?
Anonymous comments welcome and IP tracking is turned off, so be honest and have at it.
I gotta take fat bastard to the vet
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Date: 2007-07-06 04:15 pm (UTC)Idiot seeks clingy, childish, manipulative man for a few years of mind games. Must either be attached to mom's apron strings, or totally estranged. Normal men need not apply.
At least, that should be my personal. That's all I can attract it seems! Haha!
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Date: 2007-07-06 04:56 pm (UTC)How is old mfans.com anyway?