CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

Yesterday, after having lunch (margaritas!!) and getting some crap for the house, Mrs. CB and I hit the comic book store. Nothing grabbed our attention (except for the convo between two guys who will both NEVER get laid) so we grabbed a couple of the local indy rags and went home.

Later, Mrs. CB read the following personal ad:

Professional, Jewish shemale priest ISO (in search of) para or quadraplegic Asian ladyboy for nude communion and wheelchair races.

People really submit this stuff?!


So my question is:

If you were to write your LJ personal ad, how would it read?

Anonymous comments welcome and IP tracking is turned off, so be honest and have at it.

I gotta take fat bastard to the vet

Comments

[cleo]

I am devistated! I can make exceptions, you know. My girlfriend is 23...