CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

Yesterday, after having lunch (margaritas!!) and getting some crap for the house, Mrs. CB and I hit the comic book store. Nothing grabbed our attention (except for the convo between two guys who will both NEVER get laid) so we grabbed a couple of the local indy rags and went home.

Later, Mrs. CB read the following personal ad:

Professional, Jewish shemale priest ISO (in search of) para or quadraplegic Asian ladyboy for nude communion and wheelchair races.

People really submit this stuff?!


So my question is:

If you were to write your LJ personal ad, how would it read?

Anonymous comments welcome and IP tracking is turned off, so be honest and have at it.

I gotta take fat bastard to the vet

Comments

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Mon dieu...and protectez-*moi* from that icon!
Tony Montana is like shiver.

Rack man is patient, is gentle... makes documentaries,
Rack man does not use a semi-automatic machine gun but "calls" gently to Moose... "Allo, mon petit moose."

guns not patient, mon cheri-- vous misrepresent yourself personal ad- i haf been mistakgone! ::rack man heartbroken::

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Ah, Rack Man! Forgivez-moi, but I did not want to end up like ze mooses here. Besides, le semi is tres efficient...

And this is all giving me an idea for a crossover film...Tony Montana as the Rack Man. "Ahhhhh, you fuckin' MOOSE!"

And Bullwinkle as Tony Montana

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

and say hello to my little friend,

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

but I did not want to end up like ze mooses here.

OMG, I didn't get to that page. He's responsible for the demise of many a moose! What a creepy bastard!

Yes, stay away from him.